I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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