Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
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