Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize