well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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