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(803): View more from South Carolina

I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?

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(443): View more from Maryland

I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation

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(410): View more from Maryland

She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.

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(419): View more from Ohio

I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.

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(573): View more from Missouri

Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it

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(407): View more from Florida

I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens

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(813): View more from Florida

EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?

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(916): View more from California

I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.

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(305): View more from Florida

Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.

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