They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
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