That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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