wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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