What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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