please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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