New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
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