Just mADE A PArabola og urine
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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