Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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