Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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