i was born a porn star she said
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Randomize
