Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
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