How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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