Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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