I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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