i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
And then the night went full on bisexual.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
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