Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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