Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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