Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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