Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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