Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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