at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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