32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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