Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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