I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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