U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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