Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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