My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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