At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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