Sponge bath it is.
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
