I hate your face
Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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