i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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