Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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