Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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