Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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