the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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