im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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