I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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