I'm drive I can fine osifer
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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