margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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