no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
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