the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
