found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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