i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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