No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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