be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
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