Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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