did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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