The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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