12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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