she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I'm at about main and main street
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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