Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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