i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
You can't just leave with hair like that
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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