keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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