Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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