just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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