I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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